Waiting Glute
Austin City Limits fest.... someone has to PEE... Break out the pregnancy test for that gangbang you partook in to obtain your backstage pass.
Mis Nalgas
Hola! Somos de Austin TEJAS! Mis Nalgas estan dulces del mar. Quieres comer me panocha y ir a la playa?
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80's butt
80's slut butt... shorts jacked high, Vuarnet Sunglasses and some Pat Benetar could seal the deal with this one bag the cougah
Marshalls Line Ass
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this ass is grappling with her past. her farts, they don't smell like rotten eggs, rather they smell like fresh orange julius that was spilled on the floor of a taxi cab. although she does like to shop at Marshalls, she prefers Men that wash prior to sex and insists on flavored candles in all areas of the house that dad bought.
Ghetto Ass Poetry
Oh! Excercise lady, what's that underneath your dress?
Causing a commotion, creating sexual stress
The way you shake from left to right, explains why I'm confused
If I don't touch that part of your anatomy soon, I'm going to blow a fuse
Snack Bar RAPE
Yeah yeah. Snack Bar RAPE ass.. What else is there to say? Yes I'd like a corn dog with that
Insert Thrust Repeat
If life was on pause, I would run full speed into this thing with a raging boner. Of course the one with the cigarette... it's almost as if she's passing it to me... better take the finger outta the butt and take a drag! Wait, there's three others waiting too! Except get captain fagget foot with those Puma's to get outta here, this is between me and the ladies.... Notice bowling shoes, extra boner points!
GRIM - ASS!
This is just fucking awesome. It's almost like Grimace from McDonald's is hiding in this things pants. Are these custom jeans? Mayo sacks held in with bungee cord. What I wouldn't do to see this naked. You could pack a few bottles of whiskey in each pocket! Bigger ass = Bigger pockets! I like the dismal blurriness of the photo, obviously folks are clearin out da way for this one... If I was rich I'd pay $500 to film this thing running naked down some stairs. That'd be hot.
Midget Seinfeld Elaine Ass
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Midget Elaine? Julia Louis-Dreyfus glute.. Hey Elaine, lookin good, am I spongeworthy? It's gonna take more than a sponge to clean up the mess I'm gonna spray in your hair... I'm gonna Newman your uterus with my cigar store indian...
Beach of an ASs
This one's a little nicer than that zit covered ass you are used to seeing bop up and down out back of the bowling alley every Wednesday night. Kill yourself now as these two will have nothing to do with you....
Manzanas!
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Apple ASS! Not sure where the hell you get these jeans, momma was stocking up on Jarritos and LARD for this weekends BBQ.
HE-BUTTS
If you live in TX you probably know HEB. The owners last name is actually BUTTS. Well this prime real estate was marching in to pick up a case of the morning after pill and some Bud Light ICE. Manor HEB, we salute you. BA!.jpg)
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Sweat Pants Concealer
Busted up Trampled Owl.... Hooter Disgrace.... I'd still jack off on it. A tad mysterious I must say. And what a great blurry shitty photo!
Burned and Busted up Hollywood Rump
This ass has more miles on it than Bob Segers' tour bus. If you look really close you can see the cum dripping out of this ass. The boots and mustard pants are the only thing keeping the fresh hot herpes from jumping out into the crowd. Looks like a great place to extinguish a cigarette.... we're sure it's been done before....
Steven Tyler Stonewash Glute Fail
This burned up REO Speedwagon ass comes with a free pack of Marlboro's and a Camaro. These jeans have seen better days, aside from all of the quarry rapes and Axel Rose worshiping that took place....
Gratuit-ASS
This retarted checkout guy at Ralph's Grocery is not getting a dime from this Hollywood Whorebag, but at least he can get a glimpse of some ass he'll most certainly NEVER get.... EVER
Do Not Want Ass
Put away the lotion and lose the boner. She already caught you masturbating earlier this week. Sex was out the window long ago, once she is done returning her fat nephews cruisewear to Big and Tall, she's on her way home to the bible.
Costco Jean Ass
This ass is definitely dollar store quality. Nothing to get aroused about here. Just an ASS-CALATOR ride to hell....
Willow Troll Ass
Okay wow, where do we begin?? Maybe a picture of Willow would help?
I think she borrowed the jeans from her little brother Timmy. These jeans are probably from the better end of her wardrobe, mostly she plays Command and Conquer in men’s boxers when she’s not out and about. If it weren’t for the pony tail, we’d deduce that this might be a young boy on his way to class. I think Willow is hiding in that gigantic back pack.
“I’m working, don’t hit on me” Ass
This ass is already 3 hours into her second job. Times have changed since she decided to let Rod get her pregnant. At first the Camaro and his incessant addiction to Marlboro reds was a turn-on, but now it’s just a faint reminder of all the cigarettes that she put out in her arm while contemplating her decision to abort the baby in the parking lot of the abortion center. Her only passion now is her collection of Journey albums and paintings by her grandmother. She isn’t very happy when she comes home stinking of Red Bull and Bud Light, and when she’s at work, she makes sure to let you know that she’s not all fun and games. Don’t bother hitting on her because her heart lies in the bloody toilet at the Dairy Queen down on Main Street, where she aborted Rod’s baby girl. Oh wait, maybe it was a boy. Can you tell if it has a vagina or penis, looks like a sack of blood and skin from here…. Flush it.
Hungry, Hungry, Hippo
This Hungry Hippo Ass is definitely ready to munch some marbles. Gobble Gobble Gobble, this ass was donated to our lense by this wonderful beast. She’s not a fan of cardio or salads. Her bratwurst arms and Camel Menthol’s are suggestive of her career as a receptionist at the local plumbing outfit. Until she changes her daily diet of Sonic Cheese Fries and drinking 4,000 Cape Cod’s per night, it’s safe to say that she’s that girl that comes into work every day stinking of booze and bug spray perfume. She’s the one always bitching about her hangover, and loves getting hit on by all the old plumbers, who also admire her plumbers crack.
Cloak and Dagger Ass
We can’t see it. She doesn’t want you to see it. You will never see her bare ass, and if you do, she’ll have a leather mask on. Watch out because she’s going to fuck your ass if she sees yer ass. By the looks of those shoes, the heels will also be penetrating your ass if you ever get this witch in the sack. Black leggings and the backside of her knees suggest an overall pale complexion, her inner darkness matches well with her inner cunt. She probably likes to whip her lovers, but also has a passion for black cats, coffee and has a vagina that smells like an old violin case.
Burrito Butt
She’s ordering a burrito. And she’s got some pathedic competition from her neighboring male ass around. That guy on the left should kill himself after he eats his burrito, are those Sears Jeans? This perky little jean ass is pretty sharp, she even went through the trouble of fraying the upside of the pockets so we know that she’s somewhat hip to the current trends of fashion. If you ask me it looks like she passed out on a treadmill on low, and it frayed away the pockets, but luckily it didn’t go too far because she woke up choking on the cum from the 10 frat guys that just finished pissing semen all over her sorority slut face. Judging by the looks of that bra, her tits aren’t worth mentioning, looks like she should hop in the car with Lee Jeans and they can both do a group suicide. The guy on the far right is a fucking loser.
Dorm Fail Ass
These butts are off-duty. It’s definitely a Blockbuster night for these sluts. The one on the right just can’t wait to get into those Nutty Bars and ho-ho’s that she’s been hiding from her ultra hot roomie, wouldn’t want her to know about her secret face stuffing addiction that she has. On the left we’ve got yer typical Colorado State mountain slut, I bet she has north face underwear and a Cliff Bar jammed up her crotch. Hey since you you must display your connection with the mountains, let’s see that granola crotch of yours.
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