American Glute

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2011-11-18T07:17:00.001-08:00

dat azz

2011-11-18T07:15:00.000-08:00

Deb Ass - Dexter

2011-11-18T07:14:00.000-08:00

Snarfles

2011-11-18T07:11:00.000-08:00

Just Assin Through

2011-11-18T07:09:00.000-08:00

Waiting Glute

2010-10-16T10:06:00.000-07:00

Austin City Limits fest.... someone has to PEE... Break out the pregnancy test for that gangbang you partook in to obtain your backstage pass.

Mis Nalgas

2010-05-17T11:48:00.000-07:00

Hola! Somos de Austin TEJAS! Mis Nalgas estan dulces del mar. Quieres comer me panocha y ir a la playa?

SXSW Glutes - 2010

2010-03-22T15:18:00.000-07:00

Random Sightings SXSW 2010 - Austin TX

80's butt

2010-03-22T15:13:00.000-07:00

80's slut butt... shorts jacked high, Vuarnet Sunglasses and some Pat Benetar could seal the deal with this one bag the cougah

Marshalls Line Ass

2009-11-24T07:54:00.001-08:00

this ass is grappling with her past. her farts, they don't smell like rotten eggs, rather they smell like fresh orange julius that was spilled on the floor of a taxi cab. although she does like to shop at Marshalls, she prefers Men that wash prior to sex and insists on flavored candles in all areas of the house that dad bought.

Ghetto Ass Poetry

2009-11-19T14:17:00.000-08:00

Oh! Excercise lady, what's that underneath your dress?
Causing a commotion, creating sexual stress
The way you shake from left to right, explains why I'm confused
If I don't touch that part of your anatomy soon, I'm going to blow a fuse

2009-11-19T14:14:00.000-08:00

Wayall...

Snack Bar RAPE

2009-11-02T18:18:00.000-08:00

Yeah yeah. Snack Bar RAPE ass.. What else is there to say? Yes I'd like a corn dog with that

Insert Thrust Repeat

2009-10-19T15:10:00.000-07:00

If life was on pause, I would run full speed into this thing with a raging boner. Of course the one with the cigarette... it's almost as if she's passing it to me... better take the finger outta the butt and take a drag! Wait, there's three others waiting too! Except get captain fagget foot with those Puma's to get outta here, this is between me and the ladies.... Notice bowling shoes, extra boner points!

GRIM - ASS!

2009-10-12T09:17:00.000-07:00

This is just fucking awesome. It's almost like Grimace from McDonald's is hiding in this things pants. Are these custom jeans? Mayo sacks held in with bungee cord. What I wouldn't do to see this naked. You could pack a few bottles of whiskey in each pocket! Bigger ass = Bigger pockets! I like the dismal blurriness of the photo, obviously folks are clearin out da way for this one... If I was rich I'd pay $500 to film this thing running naked down some stairs. That'd be hot.

Midget Seinfeld Elaine Ass

2009-09-28T13:38:00.000-07:00

Midget Elaine? Julia Louis-Dreyfus glute.. Hey Elaine, lookin good, am I spongeworthy? It's gonna take more than a sponge to clean up the mess I'm gonna spray in your hair... I'm gonna Newman your uterus with my cigar store indian...

Oval Off-ASS

2009-09-24T14:28:00.000-07:00

Bill says.....

Beach of an ASs

2009-09-24T14:10:00.000-07:00

This one's a little nicer than that zit covered ass you are used to seeing bop up and down out back of the bowling alley every Wednesday night. Kill yourself now as these two will have nothing to do with you....

Radomz

2009-09-24T13:55:00.000-07:00

Manzanas!

2009-09-24T09:30:00.000-07:00

Apple ASS! Not sure where the hell you get these jeans, momma was stocking up on Jarritos and LARD for this weekends BBQ.

HE-BUTTS

2009-09-24T09:15:00.000-07:00

If you live in TX you probably know HEB. The owners last name is actually BUTTS. Well this prime real estate was marching in to pick up a case of the morning after pill and some Bud Light ICE. Manor HEB, we salute you. BA!

Humpty Rumpty

2009-08-26T14:27:00.000-07:00

Ass Eats Table

2009-08-26T14:25:00.000-07:00

Winkers!

2009-08-26T14:23:00.000-07:00

Sniff That SEAT!

2009-06-11T12:07:00.000-07:00

Cast Away - The Assbys

2009-04-17T09:39:00.000-07:00

This photo was not taken by American Glute but was found by Dr. Scotch**

Ass Pump

2009-04-17T06:25:00.000-07:00

Random - Protector Snake

2009-04-01T17:55:00.000-07:00

** Photo not taken by American Glute :(

Sweat Pants Concealer

2009-04-01T16:46:00.000-07:00

Busted up Trampled Owl.... Hooter Disgrace.... I'd still jack off on it. A tad mysterious I must say. And what a great blurry shitty photo!

Burned and Busted up Hollywood Rump

2009-04-01T16:21:00.000-07:00

This ass has more miles on it than Bob Segers' tour bus. If you look really close you can see the cum dripping out of this ass. The boots and mustard pants are the only thing keeping the fresh hot herpes from jumping out into the crowd. Looks like a great place to extinguish a cigarette.... we're sure it's been done before....

American Glute Goes to Cancun!

2009-03-25T18:29:00.000-07:00

Steven Tyler Stonewash Glute Fail

2009-01-22T11:43:00.000-08:00

This burned up REO Speedwagon ass comes with a free pack of Marlboro's and a Camaro. These jeans have seen better days, aside from all of the quarry rapes and Axel Rose worshiping that took place....

Gratuit-ASS

2009-01-22T11:22:00.000-08:00

This retarted checkout guy at Ralph's Grocery is not getting a dime from this Hollywood Whorebag, but at least he can get a glimpse of some ass he'll most certainly NEVER get.... EVER

Do Not Want Ass

2009-01-20T11:54:00.000-08:00

Put away the lotion and lose the boner. She already caught you masturbating earlier this week. Sex was out the window long ago, once she is done returning her fat nephews cruisewear to Big and Tall, she's on her way home to the bible.

Costco Jean Ass

2009-01-20T11:51:00.000-08:00

This ass is definitely dollar store quality. Nothing to get aroused about here. Just an ASS-CALATOR ride to hell....

Willow Troll Ass

2008-05-29T16:39:00.001-07:00

Okay wow, where do we begin?? Maybe a picture of Willow would help?

I think she borrowed the jeans from her little brother Timmy. These jeans are probably from the better end of her wardrobe, mostly she plays Command and Conquer in men’s boxers when she’s not out and about. If it weren’t for the pony tail, we’d deduce that this might be a young boy on his way to class. I think Willow is hiding in that gigantic back pack.

“I’m working, don’t hit on me” Ass

2008-05-29T16:35:00.000-07:00

This ass is already 3 hours into her second job. Times have changed since she decided to let Rod get her pregnant. At first the Camaro and his incessant addiction to Marlboro reds was a turn-on, but now it’s just a faint reminder of all the cigarettes that she put out in her arm while contemplating her decision to abort the baby in the parking lot of the abortion center. Her only passion now is her collection of Journey albums and paintings by her grandmother. She isn’t very happy when she comes home stinking of Red Bull and Bud Light, and when she’s at work, she makes sure to let you know that she’s not all fun and games. Don’t bother hitting on her because her heart lies in the bloody toilet at the Dairy Queen down on Main Street, where she aborted Rod’s baby girl. Oh wait, maybe it was a boy. Can you tell if it has a vagina or penis, looks like a sack of blood and skin from here…. Flush it.

Hungry, Hungry, Hippo

2008-05-29T16:34:00.000-07:00

This Hungry Hippo Ass is definitely ready to munch some marbles. Gobble Gobble Gobble, this ass was donated to our lense by this wonderful beast. She’s not a fan of cardio or salads. Her bratwurst arms and Camel Menthol’s are suggestive of her career as a receptionist at the local plumbing outfit. Until she changes her daily diet of Sonic Cheese Fries and drinking 4,000 Cape Cod’s per night, it’s safe to say that she’s that girl that comes into work every day stinking of booze and bug spray perfume. She’s the one always bitching about her hangover, and loves getting hit on by all the old plumbers, who also admire her plumbers crack.

Cloak and Dagger Ass

2008-05-29T16:33:00.001-07:00

We can’t see it. She doesn’t want you to see it. You will never see her bare ass, and if you do, she’ll have a leather mask on. Watch out because she’s going to fuck your ass if she sees yer ass. By the looks of those shoes, the heels will also be penetrating your ass if you ever get this witch in the sack. Black leggings and the backside of her knees suggest an overall pale complexion, her inner darkness matches well with her inner cunt. She probably likes to whip her lovers, but also has a passion for black cats, coffee and has a vagina that smells like an old violin case.

Burrito Butt

2008-05-29T16:29:00.000-07:00

She’s ordering a burrito. And she’s got some pathedic competition from her neighboring male ass around. That guy on the left should kill himself after he eats his burrito, are those Sears Jeans? This perky little jean ass is pretty sharp, she even went through the trouble of fraying the upside of the pockets so we know that she’s somewhat hip to the current trends of fashion. If you ask me it looks like she passed out on a treadmill on low, and it frayed away the pockets, but luckily it didn’t go too far because she woke up choking on the cum from the 10 frat guys that just finished pissing semen all over her sorority slut face. Judging by the looks of that bra, her tits aren’t worth mentioning, looks like she should hop in the car with Lee Jeans and they can both do a group suicide. The guy on the far right is a fucking loser.

Dorm Fail Ass

2008-05-29T16:27:00.000-07:00

These butts are off-duty. It’s definitely a Blockbuster night for these sluts. The one on the right just can’t wait to get into those Nutty Bars and ho-ho’s that she’s been hiding from her ultra hot roomie, wouldn’t want her to know about her secret face stuffing addiction that she has. On the left we’ve got yer typical Colorado State mountain slut, I bet she has north face underwear and a Cliff Bar jammed up her crotch. Hey since you you must display your connection with the mountains, let’s see that granola crotch of yours.

Bookworm Ass

2008-05-29T16:24:00.000-07:00

This ass definitely has logged some hours nestled on the couch harvesting some serious ass zits. A bit of a book worm, obviously since this one was nabbed while this heifer was perusing the Great Bargain Gift Book Section. The flash accidentally went off on this one, it might be over exaggerating the size of her glutes, butt I think we have a winner. I actually thought this might be a good one for the cover of the book? I had to B line it outta the mall because this was just way too up close and personal. Something tells me she might also grab some batteries for the vibrator, I think she owns a big one, make it the D Alkaline batteries since we know that’s a big cornhole we’re gonna be stuffing.

Swamp Ass!

2008-05-08T16:16:00.000-07:00

Wow. It must not be that hot out since you are holding a jacket. It looks like this is a woman’s ass but we just aren’t sure. They look like men’s pants though too, same with the jacket. One would deduce that there might be some hair in the mix, if this is a woman, may god help us. I know that sightseeing can be strenuous, but I think if my ass got this sweaty from walking around, I’d invest in more underwear, powder, whatever it takes to keep people in public from taking pictures of my crack. Maybe he/she just sat in a puddle of water. No it’s sweat, I’m sure of it.

LL Bean – Pier One Ass

2008-05-08T16:14:00.000-07:00

This butt’s pretty simple, it’s well managed. Painted toe nails, nice leather belt, all that’s missing is some fly fishing rods and this ass would fit in great as an office decor.

Ass Face Mystery Rump

2008-05-08T16:10:00.000-07:00

Might as well be in your face eh? This is when you thank the universe for making her step on those laces laces while getting out of the car.

Sloth Ass: Sleeping Bag syndrome.

2008-05-07T17:40:00.000-07:00

Big Bird scored sweatpants that she stole from the fat farm. Obviously not interested in turning anyone on today, the only thing missing is some cigarette burns and a few skid marks in your fat fuck dad’s sweat pants. Maybe she has the flu and just couldn’t bring herself to find clothing that wouldn’t make us vomit in our mouths. This is a mixed bag ass, although she looks like a walking sleeping bag, some guys might actually find this sexy. Either way, thanks for keeping us entertained.

Carl Buddig Lunchmeat ASS

2008-05-07T17:39:00.000-07:00

Should we splurge and get the Oscar Meyer Balogni or should we just get the Carl Buddig meat? We can go make a dollar sandwich on white bread, and then go home and kill ourselves. Maybe, since we’re in the meat section, I’ll buy a large pepperoni and put it in your bunghole. Listen here toots, yer boyfriend dresses like a plumber, dump his ass and get someone that isn’t going to drag you through the meat section.

Whole Food Heady Ass

2008-05-07T17:35:00.000-07:00

This is definitely a Colorado granola ass, sex is definitely out of the question as she is easily outnumbered by men in this town. She probably has a wide variety of organic soaps and douches with patchouli. She probably drives a 4 runner and has two bigass dogs that shed and drool all over her vehicle. She’s got a Colorado Native sticker so that everyone will know that this is HER LAND. “These are my mountains, go away you non-natives” She’s got a nice, safe, tramp stamp that we can barely see on the left side just above the cheek. Probably something safe, maybe a picture of the flaming sun or a yin yang?

Mimi on Wheels

2008-05-07T17:34:00.001-07:00

Mimi on wheels. Okay, so, listen, she’s got some class. Green pants = win! This girl is more fun than your fucking face will ever be.

Bed Bath & Beyond Butt

2008-05-07T17:31:00.000-07:00

Creep Ass… this was a creeper as you can tell, we sharked this one…. Slow moving van + bed bath and beyond = SCORE! After the security guard chased us through a few parking lots, we uploaded this one to the mother ship. As you can tell she’s got her safari pants on for maximum purchasing at BB&BYND. How about Asian Ass and Beyond? We’re headed over to Jo-ann for more ass pants. We just wanted to pre-purchase a get into jail free card on this one.

Mannequin Butt

2008-05-07T17:29:00.000-07:00

Beef curtains, next please…. I took this photo, it’s a fucking mannequin

Public Serv-Ass

2008-05-07T08:50:00.000-07:00

Public Serv-ASS. This poor soul is on her way to bail her alcoholic father out of jail, AGAIN! It’s hard to make judgement here, the skirt can be deceptive, making it hard to tell any sort of contour. From the looks of the stocky calves, shes got some horsepower to propel that upper body.

Equine Ass

2008-05-07T08:49:00.000-07:00

Equine Ass. Okay these look like Jockey pants, or those pants that have ass coushins sewn in for when you ride a horse. Or it just may be an older lady with weird cream colored slacks. This was obviously not taken by me, the photographer here wanted some protection, didn’t want to risk being caught. There are some strange fatty deposits that follow down along the left side of the leg. Hey next time you get mayonnaise injection into your ass, tell them to go a little higher, that shit is seeping down into the lower end of your leg.

Baggage Ass

2008-05-07T08:46:00.000-07:00

Okay so this ass has some baggage. She had some very unpleasant experiences in life, including being used by several boys growing up. Her ass looks like it’s smiling by the pockets, but maybe it’s more like frowning. The sweatshirt and blue tshirt underneath suggest that she just left the student health center, turns out that guy she let jack off all over her face the other night was not HIV positive. She only went in to be safe, a tad of semen got in her eye and she wanted to be proactive about the disease if she was to contract it. The ass next to her, black Grimace, has the same issues. Is that the Golden Gate Bridge in the background! WOW!

Meth Quest Ass

2008-05-07T08:45:00.001-07:00

METH-QUEST-ASS! Okay so this one is on the prowl for some controlled substances, I think meth is a controlled substance? So it’s kinda hard to make judgement on blubber ratio, and if you zoom in on the left arm you can see the track marks on her arm. What’s that thing on her keychain? I think it’s a circular mirror for snorting junk, or maybe it’s part of that brick building that she just shielded the blowjob that she gave for her next fix. Interesting ass in motion….

Stormy Butt-day

2008-05-06T18:53:00.000-07:00

Wow folks, did you see the weather report? ASS STORM! What the hell is going on here. Are you sure this wasn’t taken in Japan? JAH-P-ASS! She stole these jeans from 1983, Jordache maybe? I have no idea, and maybe Jean history is something worth learning more about. The white shoes are out, and you know what, she’s not worth the effort.

Courderoy Ass

2008-05-06T18:50:00.000-07:00

I really like this one, it kinda sucks that it’s got potential blurry, through the windshield and a dumb cord in the way. Obviously zoomed, and our fucking windows are always dirty (I gotta do something about that) but at least we made it happen. And these courteroy hybrid jean things are fit pretty nice. She’s got class and taste, nice color choice and her borderline bed bath beyond hooker bag is pretty nice, I think it was originally a gift bag that she decided to use as a purse. The ass itself is a nice match for these ass pants, the pockets are almost too small, but just the right size. These pants/jeans, we’ll call them Peeajns, no we wont, are doing her glutes some justice. Her pants might be leftover from high school, maybe she didn’t wear them right but when she wasn’t on a depression ice cream bender or too skinny from her coke days when she used to dance at the Cockpit, she can always rely on these babies. Good pick, keep doing what yer doing.

Mixed Message Ass

2008-05-06T18:49:00.000-07:00

Talk about mixed messages. Men’s looking Levi’s, calves of steel. These jeans have got her through a few abortions and several summer nights of not putting out. The hair and free t-shirt are showing us that she just doesn’t care and really doesn’t have much to offer. Okay I’m just gonna get mean on this bitch. Her cell phone is probably the most basic model, I’m not even sure if she’s able to send text messages. She’s probably mad about English class, I would be too if I sucked that old man’s dick just to get a B.

Humboldt Ass

2008-05-06T18:48:00.001-07:00

Can we just look at this one again please? Okay thanks…. Huck Finn ass, maybe she’s going to play in the mud a little later and jump around in the rain.

Desert Cloak Star Wars Ass

2008-05-06T18:46:00.000-07:00

What the fuck is this shit man! Fucking desert cloak star wars ass. We have no idea what’s going on here, but we can see a bit of the left glute and a hint of the right. Obviously an older woman, doing society a favor by not wearing spandex. Her buttox have obviously taken priority for receiving blubber over other parts, and maybe that’s just what nature intended.

Wine Tasting Butt

2008-05-06T18:45:00.001-07:00

Okay so here’s a Butt-sted picture. This lady caught me in the act, the whole group was at a Winery in California, and the flash was on. We’ve since turned off the default flash setting. She was the coolest anyone could be about it, in fact from what she told us she might have dabbled around with stripping in her younger days. She would never touch a fat fuck like me so she kind of gave me a “you are a pathedic bald jerk” type look and seemed happy with the attention. She later told us she was late forties and she had a body to die for, very sexy to see such a healthy woman that was probably secretly stoked that she’s still got it. She hooked us up with wine and plenty of jokes, one thing that creeped me out is that her pants somewhat resembled bernies man jeans.

Body Swallows Ass!

2008-05-06T18:39:00.000-07:00

Okay so as I write more and more I can only think of cheap shots. Her ass was taken over by the rest of her body. There is always hope, and I’m trying not to pick on her. She’s a beautiful wonderful person, and we all are. We often neglect our bodies and allow them to become inactive, when we allow our world to get ahead of us, we eat poorly and don’t exercise… this looks to be some genetics and poor health, and when we divert from our nature to become unhealthy, we become un-sexy. Although sometimes sad and tragic, the good news is that every day is a new day, a chance to slim down and get sexy again. From a distance the movements of this beautiful human, resemble an animal that might roam in the jungle, maybe a rhino or a truck weighed down with more cargo than it was meant to carry.

Camp-ass

2008-05-06T18:37:00.000-07:00

CAMP-ASS. Campus ass. Okay so she just has to go turn in a paper or something obviously. Getting ready to make summer plans, she’s taking a job in the northern woods of Minnesota with her laimo boyfriend. They will spend a summer of making organic granola bars and teaching retarded kids how to canoe. The dollar store flippers are actually what she wears in the dorm showers so she doesn’t get feet fungus.

Mobile Academic Ass

2008-05-06T18:35:00.000-07:00

Okay this one is nice. Sexy, it’s a butt of purpose. Mobile academic ass. Enlightened ass ass, ASS! Just got done with class, maybe got a little wet on the crack from rolling through a puddle that was created on the sidewalk from the sprinklers on campus. When she gets off the bike she’s going to probably have to pull on the crack to get her underwear out of her ass. She better make sure and put her bike in the house because once she gets off it, I’m running over to sniff the seat.

Utility Butt

2008-05-06T18:33:00.000-07:00

Utility ass. Definitely falls into the “I don’t care” category, or at least, the I’m not trying to be sexy. And don’t get me wrong, that’s great. An ass can’t always be in show mode, from a man’s perspective not many of us guys go out of our way to look sexy, we are often criticized as being feminine if we wore ass tight jeans. A good pal of mine wears “entourage” jeans, sometimes from far away you might think by the look of his ass that he’s a chick. Either way, chicks dig his pants, the ones that make fun of his pants are the chicks that I have to side with

This utility ass above bears little contour. In fact, it has strange creases down the legs, not sure if they are seams or maybe she got crazy with some meth and an iron and an assload of starch to try and make some sort of fucked up fashion statement. The car in the background sums it up even more. As I recall, I couldn’t get a superficial judgement peek at this one, her dad almost busted me taking this shot. It was in motion while crossing the street. Belt and disheveled look suggest a day of running around doing chores, obviously with going to the bank and getting dog food on the mind.

College Duo Ass

2008-05-06T18:32:00.000-07:00

Okay these two might as well be walking crookedly out of a hourly motel with cigarettes and lipstick smears on their faces. The one on the left is definitely ready for some action. We can’t see her nail polish on her toenails, and we don’t get a peek at the tattoo on the front of her ankle. Maybe in the future we can synchronize efforts and do a 3d type shot where we have a guy to do the front, but that’s opening up a whole can of worms. Old Navy on the left’s pants have seen a few rough days, they still probably smell like dorm and maybe a little too much Snuggle softener from the jumbo sam’s club size that Mom and Dad gave her at their last visit to campus. Their purses signify their personalities, obviously the hooker on the left is big on vanity and probably has a Crate and Barrel condom organizer that sorts by each trick. Okay I’m a fuck, but remember this is fiction so suck it. They are both on their way to class to cheat on their math test…

Healthy Butt

2008-05-06T18:30:00.000-07:00

Grrrrrrrrrrarrrrrrrr! She might have indulged in a few Wendy’s Baconators, and god bless her. Honestly a skeletor ass does not turn us on, nothing wrong with some meat. In motion here, she’s obviously not a personal trainer but looks pretty healthy to me. She’s got a somewhat short ass, it’s small but pops out. Judging by her strut, she’s probably walking home to take a dump.

Coffee-Snark Ass

2008-05-06T18:28:00.000-07:00

These jeans border on needing to be given to the needy. Obviously making coffee in a drivethru shouldn’t give you a reason to dress sexy? I beg to differ, if I owned that coffee shop she’d have to walk around with super tight jeans and a cougar pattern thong jammed up her crack, it’d have to look all disheveled as if she just got finger banged by a junior varsity punk in the back of the coffee shack. We should point out pocket design, this is a big deal with jeans, I mean it say’s a lot, it’s art. Sometimes the simpler the better, I think a few more belt loops would have snugged things up a bit more.

Workin Butt

2008-05-06T18:26:00.001-07:00

Workin butt. American Girl, Tom Petty ass. Fillin up the car tires. Not sure if there is any underwear going on here. It’s been a long day, and maybe it’s just too warm to be wearing these jeans. Are these Wal-Mart jeans? Later we will be discussing cheap jeans, not to say they aren’t sexy, I buy my fucking jeans at Ross for $10 so I hope there is some girl out there writing about my loser ass and my fuckface loser designer Ross jeans. Anyway, I’m working on trying to get more mom ass Wal-Mart jean ass pics, Jeans that try to fashion a more domesticated trampled mom ass in some sort of alien way… the pictures will have to portray this, you might understand what I’m talking about but I doubt it.

Bar Slut Butt

2008-05-06T18:25:00.001-07:00

Alright so, this was taken at a bar I’d assume. And for the love of god, no belt, dirty shoes, no fucking underwear and leaning up. Obviously not very self conscious. “let me just throw on some jeans for tonight, maybe if I fuck a guy in the bathroom I won’t have to worry about my underwear getting wet on a piss soaked men’s room floor”….

IHOP Ass

2008-05-06T18:23:00.000-07:00

Okay so this isn’t a McDonald’s butt. I think it was a 3am IHOP ass but this kinda describes the work pant ass syndrome. Obviously in the case here, we have a stressed out ass. Literally a stressed ass with a stressed owner. The upper part of her ass provides an “I’m angry, handrest” this layer of fat and skin gives her something to rest her hand on whenever someone gets complicated with their orders, or complains.

Worn & Torn Butt

2008-05-06T18:22:00.001-07:00

Worn and torn. She’s there, she kinda gave up tonight. You can tell by the wear in the middle seam that runs through the middle of the crotch, that these jeans have done some sitting. Maybe even packed a few chili dog farts on a solo drive through Nebraska. They were pretty hot the first few weeks, but after a while they turned into ultility pants, jeans that were still worthy of the bar, but really were only good for boring Saturday’s sitting on Chad’s couch playing scrabble and not putting out for him. These pants have sort of worn away the contour of the ass, you can tell that without these jeans, this butt could be a big winner but due to wear and lack of care, they blend in well with the crowd. Camo-ass….

Rape Me Ass

2008-05-06T18:18:00.000-07:00

Okay, this is the end of the innocence. Shame on pop culture for making us have these thoughts in response to this type of clothing, but it’s far from Christian my friends. It’s showing skin, the clothing suggests young and innocent (I guess…) But hey, guys love this sort of thing, and I’m sure the girl might get off on it more than anyone else. Women that don’t want to show off their stuff, don’t wear shit like that right? And women that don’t like women that wear shit like that, definitely don’t have any shit to show off. How many really gorgeous women are wearing clothing that blurs their true form? I’m sure there is tons, but they are probably governed by religion or government or closed mindedness? Or maybe I’m just a sick evil fuck? I doubt it, in fact I believe in true love, I am in love, and I’m not sure what I’m doing is the most moral thing to do but it’s what I want to do. Hopefully one can go down a certain road without being stereotyped about talking about ass. Do gynecologists talk about pussy? Does a gynecologist eat out his wife, or does he perform cunnilingus? Does a proctologist plug his wife’s ass … okay nevermind. The book will come with moist towllettes to wipe your brain of the trauma of my words. I guess what I’m trying to say is CONTEXT folks. So getting back to the rape me ass. It’s not a rape me ass, but it’s saying, hey check this out! Look at my tender ass and legs, with my skirt that does come up, you can almost reach my love box through this very thin layer of clothing. Do I want to do that, no? But I mean shit, if you take the thought to extreme. If I wasn’t going to be horny by that clothing, might it be the end of the human race if men weren’t turned on? Anyway, let’s talk about something else….

McDonald's Butt

2008-05-06T18:17:00.001-07:00

If you’ve ever rolled through McDonald’s with not only McNugget’s but hot ass on your mind, you’ll realize that McDonald’s pants are shitty ass corporate slacks. I won’t call them pants, they are slacks, and they were specifically tailored by McDonald’s to display 100% business only ass. Corporate got together…. “Well Jim, we are having issues with sexual assault, and with those recent booty pictures that were circulating in our Detroit chains, I think we need to re-evaluate our dress code”…. “maybe if we could design pants that take out any sort of protuberances, anything that makes our employees think of sex at work, then we can save on incidents relating to sexuality in the workplace”…. The rest is history, so next time yer at McDonald’s if you find a nice ass, then send a pic please.

Butt-sted

2008-05-06T17:41:00.001-07:00

I look forward to the butt journey, It may go down that one day I get beat up or arrested, we will talk about the aspects of this later. We concluded in recent talks that unconsentual photographs taken in motion on the street of walking butts is mostly "tasteless" or somewhat "disturbing" and possibly rude. Is it truly illegal? Is a paparazzi taking a picture of Jennifer Anniston's tits bobbling around in the Pacific illegal? When the local news does a special on obesity and they take pictures of fat people walking through the mall is that inappropriate? Surely these fat fucks might be watching the evening news and find it offensive. The difference for what I'm doing is that it's fairly anonymous, and so is what the news does. Of course one might be able to tell who's ass this is when they go on Myspace and find that person because they know that they were at that place on a particular evening and had those clothes on or something like that.

If we lived in a small town and I did the butt book, it might get old, and some folks might want to bash my skull, but for the most part I think it's pretty harmless. And if it's really bothersome to you, than you aren't a fan, change the channel.

Welcome to American Glute!

2008-05-06T17:37:00.000-07:00

"American Glute" is a new book that we are working on that captures the American ass in assction. It shows the workin butt, slutt butt and the mudd butt. Hippie butt, chunky butt, workout butt, and yoga ass. We're trying to capture butts in action, on the fly…

Ever since I was younger I remember being compelled by butts, preferably female butts. As I grew older, a JC Penny Catalog with underwear butts, was all it take for me to get a raging boner. Before long I was ejaculating all over my mom's catalogs and causing quite a ruckus. Now since it's been 10 years that I'm out of prison for ass rape, I've decided to make a book.

Throughout puberty and up until this very day I have to admit I'm a butt enthusiast. And I shouldn't feel perverted about it, ask any guy and he'll tell you he probably is attracted to a butt. I'm not sure I qualify as an ass man, because I like all aspects of the female form, but a clothed butt is sexy. An assman is someone that prefers to look at porno that is all ass stuff, not my cup of tea. Butt admiration doesn't necessarily have to be totally sexual, it's just like admiring the beauty of a woman or even a flower. Of course, the way we've obtained these pictures in the past is purely photographic rape. Maybe in the future I will reach a status where we can do consentual butt photographs. Tasteless to say the least, it's fun and sometimes when the flash goes off by accident you run the risk of getting your faced smashed in by a jock boyfriend, but sometimes you get a smile. Maybe even a phone number and a blowjob? No way? If anyone takes me serious on anything I say, don't read this, I don't want to hear about it. They are all fictional thoughts, I am not a dirtbag. Anyway, there's so much out there, and so many clothing choices, which often tells of where these fine butts may be in life. A college campus may yield sweatpants finals ass, which gives little care to Friday night party sorority jean slut ass. We have so much ground to cover, and so many factors. I haven't done the math, and this very subject may have several chapters in this book.